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Conservative Tears 20oz Water Bottle

$15.00

Ever wanted to flex on how driven by conservative tears you are? Here's your opportunity to show it off to family, friends, and that bro at the gym who refuses to wipe down the bench when he's done.

This 20oz aluminum water bottle has a sturdy twist-off top with a convenient handle, in case you want to clip it to your belt, bag, etc. Its slim profile fits perfectly in almost any beverage holder (great for bikes!) and is easy to hold.

The Conservative Tears image is laser imprinted (silver on black), so no worries about ink wearing off!

[International shipping is not currently available for this item. Please check back January 2021.]